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Home Allotment Journal
This Blessed Plot
View of the allotmentsThe new allotment site behind the Jolly Farmers pub in Forncett End is now beginning to look the business; each plot holder has made a start in his or her own way, and the results will be interesting to watch. There is no doubt it is a difficult site, having been ploughed a couple of times but without the weeds being killed off in the interim. Much work will be needed to clear the plots and raise plants that actually bear edible crops. Sheds have appeared, and water butts stand eagerly awaiting rain to fill them. An old tent frame has been covered with netting to provide an edifice for runner beans to climb up and the first leaves of potato plants are showing under the fleece.

This is the journal of one plot holder as she attempts to turn her weedy patch into a productive and bountiful area where family and friends and fellow allotmenteers can meet and exchange ideas and swap seedlings. There will be triumphs and there may be tears, and as the work gets harder the chapters may get shorter but there will be pictures instead.

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Session 1 - Sunday 14th March 2010

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Weather warm; still; dry; quite pleasant in fact.

Cigarettes nil (not all that surprising because I don't smoke, but felt I should mention it as a sort of homage to Bridget Jones.)

Weight – let's talk about that later.

Hours worked; about two, and I intend to be honest about that – honestly!

The allotment field is a mess: there is no getting away from it, and anyway my pride won't let me. I am 62, overweight, unfit and genetically lazy. I cannot tie my shoelaces with any dignity, and once I am on my knees I can't get up.

So this is how it starts.

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Session 2 - Wednesday 24th March 2010

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Weather warm; breezy; dry; not bad considering 

Cigarettes nil, although there have been so many little bonfires on the allotment I came home wheezing like a 60-a-day-expert.

Weight –a bit less! Look after the ounces and the pounds will take care of themselves – yeah, right!

Hours worked; about two and a half

I say session 2, actually I have been twice since the first time, but if I call this session 4 you will be scratching round looking for missed episodes.

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Session 4 - Easter, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th April

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First PotatoThe time when – traditionally – you start work in earnest. Plant spuds on Good Friday, really get to grips with things.

Weather: I heard that chit-of-a-girl on the news on Easter Thursday; she prattled on for a full ten minutes, all of which could have been précised in one sentence of three words, 'lousy until Tuesday', and for once she was spot on.

Weight; no Easter eggs or chocolates received, so I remain hopeful

Hours worked; about two,

I didn't actually visit the plot per-se, as it was either raining; or just had been; or was about to. I stayed home and did things in the potting shed instead.

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Session 6 - Thursday, 8th April

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Weather; bootiful, better than yesterday.
Weight; a lot heavier than Lesley
Hours worked; no idea.

Yesterday I attended the funeral of a dear friend who died of a vicious cancer that had her number. She had diminished in size but (by God) not in spirit. I needed time today on my allotment – alone - to remember her. I planted my spuds. In the great scheme of things this is almost insignificant now, but they were my first planting on the allotment and I should have celebrated – another day perhaps.

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Session 8 - 10th May 2010 (afternoon)

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Weather; promising (promising what, I don't know)
Weight; I wonder if it's time to drop this.
Hours worked; too long

This morning we had work to do at home. About three years ago I ordered some slate chippings to smother the weeds around the summerhouse and to enhance the area. The pile of chippings was now (a) smothered with dead leaves from the tree above (b) sprouting weeds of its own and (c) in urgent need of being taken to a place of safety before the workmen came to resurface our driveway. Logic apart, one ton of chippings weighs about two tons when divided by two people working on it. I scrabbled about on my knees as usual, and hubby-with-a-shovel hacked at the pile from the other side. We met in the middle around coffee time, and finished the job, and my fingernails by lunch. I had given my all, but I felt fine: a quick lunch later and I drove off to the allotment – but only to look at it.

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Session 3 - Saturday 27th March 2010

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Weather warm-ish; breezy; rain threatened (or promised, depending on your attitude)

Cigarettes nil; today was Rotovator day, so a blue haze of smoke hung over the field and the smell of fresh wet petrol from a disobedient engine permeated my clothes and hair – nice!

Weight –a bit less – but only ounces! And most of it water.

Hours worked; about two multiplied by two people equals four.

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Session 5 - Tuesday, 6th April the day after the four-day bank-holiday deluge

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Weather; bootiful, still a chill in the air, but that's no bad thing when you are working up a sweat.

Weight; Battery gone flat in the weight scales so I estimate about seven and a half stone. (Who do you think you are kidding?)

Hours worked; about two,

Time to get seriously vigorous with these weeds. The digging sessions proved that no matter how far down you go, there is always more. I call 'em Australian weeds as I think that's where they come from.

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Session 7 - Date, no idea, somewhere between session 6 and 8

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Netting ClocheWeather; fine
Weight; leave it out!
Hours worked; not long

As bed no 2 was almost ready I went armed with my onion setts, and shallot sets – thousands of them, I love onions and put them into just about everything I cook – rhubarb crumble excepted. Being prone to disorganisation I made a real effort to make notes about where each variety was planted: I went for the block system rather than rows, so that if one lot came out before the others, I could utilise the space by growing lettuce or something quick without having to trample on the slow-coach ones. I had about 6 bags of them, some labelled helpfully ‘contains 50 setts’ the others ‘250 grammes’. Thank you!

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